5th email, david to me

I believe one subhuman once said “that train has passed” and then played blunder after another blunder playing right into my hand, it’s almost funny thinking about how mighty you have fell, you had an actual chance and you blew it! Not only are you horrendously stupid but you’re also extremely naive, thinking Alex would give up on ME and actually being loved and heard and would rather have sex everyday with someone as sad as you, It’s hilarious how you thought you had a CHANCE to begin with and that YOU ACTUALLY deserve to be loved? A narcissistic oversexualized rapist? You’re EXACTLY like ChrisChan 😭😭😭😭

Don’t even get me started on all the things you said to Alex, when he was making out with me while riding me WITH actual aftercare after we fucked the whole night unlike you playing on your computer! it’s pathetic 😭 I almost feel pity for you. Maybe if you weren’t such an idiot giving me what I wanted all along I’d maybe feel some for you. But oh well I suppose that’s the way you idiots think. Hope you can find everything that’s wrong with you and maybe figure out a way to change into someone who’s not comparable to bird shit It’s been fun playing chess with you, even tho you were prolly playing checkers or with yourself like your sad ass always does Try to hop off the erectile dysfunction and hop on wikihow.com/how-to-be-a-decent-human

And who tf you think you are talking about loyalty?? Your ass on tinder AND grinder and you STILL couldn’t find anyone who’d actually like you XD And I could keep going for hours on end, your own stupidity is your downfall and my mocking material. Have you even ever thought about your actions? 😭 How you forced Alex into multiple sexual stuff and were sexualising him every minute of the day? I hope it was worth it for the huge audience and applause you got from your friends which you totally have! :D

I can’t stop laughing knowing how small you actually are compared to me both physically and mentally 😭 You act like a 13 year old, laughing at 67 and sexualising anything that breathes, I have not seen such a performance in my 19 years of living holy shit bravo!

The funniest thing is I made this account just to tell you I pissed on your house wall

Oh my GOD thank the lord for your miserable ass I have not laughed like this at another human being EVER!

Thank you for the show, truly I’m grateful but I think you played your role of a moron way too perfectly. I hope that if you ever manage to trap someone again into another relationship within a week of knowing them you think of me, not just me but all the smarter cooler more handsome people who actually have a personality and don’t only brag about their dicks and if you are reading this years after still not knowing what is wrong with you I want you to email me back and remind me of just how stupid you are, that you can’t read between the lines of something so obvious as me stating some things that are wrong with you, please feed into my agenda and bring me new mocking material, I’ll make sure to show my grandkids on how UNIMAGINABLY you have failed at not only being a good partner but also failing at being a human being 😭

PS: hope him swallowing you was worth as that hug you got on the bus from the airport :)

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