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SCORE: 8.5/10
FAV TRACK:Merky ACE - Greaze (Machine Girl Mix)
Machine Girl - RePorpoised Phantasies
17/12/2025reporpoised phantasies was my first experience with machine girl. which is surprising, given that WLFGRL is their most known album/EP and that they also made the soundtrack for neon white. however, i somehow stumbled upon this EP and really liked it.
in contrast to something like ...BECAUSE IM YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, this album seems a lot lighter to me. a lot less harsh. although, still, the tracks have catchy leads and the classic machine girl drums we all love. its closer to some tracks on WLFGRL, if anything.
in my eyes, this EP is more of a chill piece of music you can just put on in the background, instead of an album you have to pay attention to because of its meaning and impact. i really like that about this EP, its just some good music and nothing more. it doesnt demand your attention, it just makes your day better.
id recommend it, it has a short runtime of 20 mins and i personally like every track on this EP. just put it on when you grind umamusume pretty derby or whatever the kids play these days.
link: bandcamp
SCORE: 8.5/10
FAV TRACK:am i invited to the maid party-
blednost. - The noise is a fog, look beyond it and you will find beauty.
17/12/2025this album.. i love this album. i found it back when blednost. was at around 250 monthly listeners on spotify and IM SO GLAD I DID. its like a guilty pleasure, because sure, it wont beat behemoths like duster, sewerslvt or paxnkoxd, but STILL. its such a unique atmosphere that it holds.
honestly, describing it is really difficult. google says that blednost.s genre is dance/electronic. wow. thats like saying an apple fritter is a food. as if that helps me with knowing how it tastes. what does this mean for you? well, you'll have to take my word for it and listen to the album!
for some lore, the person behind the monacre "blednost." is a chilan twink that made this project to try to express emotions via music. and honestly? they fucking nailed it in my opinion. sure, i cant understand almost any of the lyrics because most of them are in spanish, but still, you can *feel* the emotion. as poser as that sounds.
to get back on the debate of the genre, ughhhhh thats rough. have you listened to femtanyl? think of chaser but with one specific pad in every track and a lot of spanish vocals and basically 100x better.
im listening to it even as of writing this! and, to summarize: i love it, and you will too. YOU WILL LOVE THIS ALBUM. LISTEN TO IT. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO IT.
link: bandcamp
SCORE: 9/10
FAV TRACK:Enshittification
Cynthoni - LAMENTING MALICE
16/12/2025honestly, this album really surprised me. roughly two weeks before this dropped, cynthoni dropped an EP with 5 tracks (where all of them are on this album) and i believed that it was the best harsher drum and bass ive heard. and then, this came out.
it really blew me away how cynthoni changed since their comeback. the first two EPs they dropped under this name were, in my opinion, atmospherhic dnb slop. then, they remastered draining love story, which, even though it was a really nice project, it still seemed more like a cash grab than a genuine piece of art.
this album was something that felt like a haymaker out of nowhere. cynthoni took an idea of ai corrupting our civilization, corruption in general, slop culture and consumerism and turned it into a harsh, drum and bass/techno banger. last time they did something like this, they made the best album ive ever heard, and it shows.
this is cynthonis best work under this name, in my opinion. they juggle multiple genres at once, going from techno to dnb to garage in the span of a few tracks whilst not feeling jarring or disorientating at all. there are even some calm passages in this album, and they do not feel out of place either.
if anyone wants to hop on the sewerslvt/agonyost/cynthoni trinity, id probably recommend this as the first album you should hear. this album feels like a potent call to action that is as easy to understand as preschooler math, and is also as easy to headbang your brains out to.
ps: cynthoni didnt fully release it on spotify. what a sigma they are.
link: bandcamp